This is the highchair we found at an antique store in the middle of Illinois. It doesn't pass any safety standards, and that's how we like it. Putting Lilly in is like hitching a horse to a post. We plop her in and then tie her down with a piece of fabric. We love it; there is nothing quite as satisfying as tying your kid down so she can't move or get into trouble. Hopefully, she will be amenable to that when she turns 16 and starts to think about dating.